The Art Of Getting A Life
The Art Of Getting A Life
- 12/18/11 12:34 pm
- He has too many Ph.D's. They cancel each other out and make him a moron.
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- 10/13/11 06:18 pm
- - Maybe he's not the guy.
- He's the guy, I'm just not the girl.
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- 9/3/11 12:26 pm
- Happiness is an inside job.
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- 8/18/11 12:21 pm
- Do yourself a favor and learn to take yes for an answer.
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- mad men
- 7/19/11 06:43 pm
- When God closes a door, he opens a dress.
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- 6/26/11 07:16 pm
- - You’re in love
- I can’t be.
- Happens to the best of us.
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- 5/7/11 07:22 pm
- Sometimes you play a game even when you know you're gonna lose.
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- 5/1/11 12:35 pm
- Ah, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!
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- sueet
- 4/1/11 01:55 pm
- Vakar kāds draudziņš atsūtīja dziesmas vārdus, kas esot viņam izraisījuši asociācijas ar manu personu:
Lisa likes brandy and the way it hits her lips
She's a rock 'n' roll survivor with pendulum hips.
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- 3/26/11 01:16 pm
- Even though the two of you are right for each other, that doesn't necessarily mean that you are right for each other right now.
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- 3/19/11 06:06 pm
- Anyone who has never been hurt, is either very lucky or very lonely.
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- 3/13/11 09:48 pm
- I'm the best sex you'll never have.
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- 2/10/11 11:41 am
- -There seems to be a lot of chemistry there with your ex.
-Yeah, well there's a lot of chemistry in Chernobyl.
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- Markess nebeidz iedvesmot, part II
- 2/9/11 06:31 pm
- "Mēs, vīrieši, esam nožēlojami aizspriedumu vergi. (..) Turpretī, kad sieviete nolemj pārgulēt ar vīrieti, nav nedz tāda žoga, kam viņa nepārlēks pāri, nedz cietokšņa, ko viņa nesagraus, nedz tādas morāles normas, ko viņa nebūs gatava izgrozīt pašos pamatos: nav Dieva, no kā viņa bītos."
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- 2/1/11 09:41 am
- Homesick for a place you've never been.
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