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[20. Nov 2008|20:15]
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Citēšu jums drausmi aizraujošu filmas producenta vēstuli par cenzūras norādījumiem kas jāizņem no Monty Python and the Holy Grail, lai saņemtu labāku reitingu (nevis AA, kas ir no 14 un vecākiem, bet gan A no 5 līdz 14 gadiem). Pasvītrojums tekstā oriģinālais.
Tātad:

For an 'A' we would have to:
           Lose as many shits as possible
           Take Jesus Christ out, if possible
           Lose "I fart in your general direction"
           Lose "the oral sex"
           Lose, "oh, fuck off"
           Lose "We make castanets out of your testicles"

I would like to get back to the Censor and agree to lose the shits, take the odd Jesus Christ out and lose Oh fuck off, but to retain 'fart in your general direction', 'castanets of your testicles' and 'oral sex' and ask him for an 'A' rating on that basis.


Kristus te ir labā kompānijā. :)


Upd. Ā, jā — runa te ir par 1974. gadu.
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