I. Every member shall communicate his address to the Secretary once in six months.

II. If this communication is delayed beyond twelve months, it shall be taken for granted that his relatives had shut him up as insane.

III. Every effort, legal and illegal, shall be made to get him out of the mad-house. Hence the name of the club–The Extractors.

IV. Every candidate for admission as a member shall produce six certificates–three that he is sane, and three others that he is insane.