On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve ladies farting
Eleven dentists drilling
Ten hearts still beating
Nine zombies drooling
Eight maids a-spanking
Seven cats a-drowning
Six clowns a-burning
Five poisoned springs
Four nightmares
Three rabid dogs
Two STDs
And a middle finger in a pear tree.

The end.

Izsaku pateicību Dievam tam Kungam, uzņemšanas grupai, apsargam Antonam, mātei un 1.tramvaju depo kolektīvam.