Sickness Quotient: 95%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 95% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.


Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

Policijas darbinieki reida laikā no nelegāli nodarbinātiem jūrniekiem konfiscējuši vairākus johoho iepakojumus un pudeli ruma.

Un vēl.

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