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I. Dogism holds that if you can't eat it, and you can't fuck it; piss on it.
II. Catism:
The Five Commandments of Catism are:
(1) Don't run, if you can walk.
(2) Don't walk, if you can stand.
(3) Don't stand, if you can sit.
(4) Don't sit, if you can lie down, and
(5) Don't stay awake, if you can take a nap.
Catism counsels:
"He who sleeps the day away / lives to sleep another day,"
"Respect the friend who brings your food, for he has been your choice / Or go and catch it for yourself, and have a louder voice"
I. Dogism holds that if you can't eat it, and you can't fuck it; piss on it.
II. Catism:
The Five Commandments of Catism are:
(1) Don't run, if you can walk.
(2) Don't walk, if you can stand.
(3) Don't stand, if you can sit.
(4) Don't sit, if you can lie down, and
(5) Don't stay awake, if you can take a nap.
Catism counsels:
"He who sleeps the day away / lives to sleep another day,"
"Respect the friend who brings your food, for he has been your choice / Or go and catch it for yourself, and have a louder voice"