18 January 2012 @ 02:32 am
yes, i am still enchanted by the ways of yesterday  
if i do it with an ice pick, will i come back as a jock?
if i fast until starvation, will i be born again a christian?
i hear that death by burning means returning as a girl
but only by seppuku can i retain my virtue

i tell her i don't think i'll last another single night
she says, yeah, right