resort

March 10th, 2023

03:38 am

A kāpēc tā ira, ka mans draugs aiziet uz bāru, bet tur visas sievietes izrādās vai nu lezbietes, vai viņām jau ir puisis? Prasu priekš drauga.

03:42 am

Pieķēru sevi daram sadness. Jebal.

10:04 am

konču vakars

ķipa, klases vakars, tikai vairāk konču

#zajebis-lyfe #sadness #potato #mumble-rap

10:07 am

Mani raksturoja kā 20% trenētu uz leitestiem. Pat reizēm negribot, sanāk iepīt leitestus. Es tur neko nevaru padarīt.

#negripot #plecs-plecs #hujakš-hujakš #you-have-1-update-waiting #download-now

10:12 am

Ballistiskā plecs-plecs pūļa imunitāte. Kovid vaks ir kovid vāks. RIP kovid.

#lid #10:00 #piektdiena #zemenes #A5

10:29 am

kā aizmirst visas savas kuces 101

01:24 pm

Deviņpadsmitajā gadsimtā Amerikā pirda kāds pussimt miljons bizoņu. Šodien plikais pārpalikums ir zem pusmiljons vienību un piepirstāka Zemes atmosfēra. Labi, ka laicīgi iznīdējām neģēļus. Next up - govis, jobanās pirdējas. Pēc tam - velosipēdisti. Tie arī pirž, un ne jau sava velosipēda hepa filtrā.

02:18 pm

Vides aktīvistiem ir govs pirdienu fiksācija. Nē nu, katram jau savs.

04:30 pm

svaigākā un politkorektā versija

10:29 pm

No pleca prom, no sirds laukā? Nope. Šis nestrādā.

10:41 pm

kā nebūt vainīgam 101

11:14 pm

Piegdienaaaah's vakara pre-viedoklētās konspiziņas, mani dārgie un vienīgie draudziņi:

> In a surprise move, Saudi Arabia and Iran restore ties, after a Chinese mediated agreement. This move, made without the influence of US and Israel, may realign the Saudis towards the Chinese-Russia-Iranian sphere.
> The BRIICs are going to kick our ass for the foreseeable future if Trump doesn't get elected in '24.
> [jā bet es esmu pro amerikānisks, pro ukrainisks, anti krievisks, bet arī anti amerika pirmajā vietā, anti daram ameriku varenu atkal, trumps bija slikts, baidens ir labs, amerikāņiem viss iet dirsā, bet es esmu pro amerikānisks, es nevaru būt pro krievisks, pfasarg, jobanais trumps, miera garants atradies]
> #bil-bēk-beta

> Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) is the second largest bank failure in American history
> I work for one of the large investment banks and can confirm that everyone is panicking. Bankers have cancelled all their client trips or have shortened them to just one day (flying in and out) in order to save the firm money on hotels. Expense reports from months ago are being rejected & sent back.
> Lender is SEIZED by regulators in largest US bank failure since Great Recession
> When there is blood in the streets, buy buy buy.

> Six Hypersonic Missiles Were Used In Latest Russian Attack
> The Kinzhal does mach 10, nothing exists - today - to counter it.
> so much for them running out of missiles... Literally, everything the west says about this conflict is total bollocks
> Where’s the combat footage? It’s the new “why is every hospital in the United States empty?” It definitely has that “not real” Covid flava.
> And the US hypersonic missile test last weekend failed to launch. We are so fucked. At least we have diversity!
> [jā bet Trumps bija prokrievisks, lai gan pierādījās ka tomēr Hilarija, jo Krievija lika mierā Ukrainu visus 4 viņa prezidentūras gadus #jobanais #miers]
> No such thing as diversity in a nuclear holocaust... We're all the same color when charred to a crisp

Un sporta ziņās or whatever:
> German city Berlin to allow women to go topless in public swimming pools

#noice #POC #people-of-char #btc-to-4k #lgb
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