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ak dies, nabaga Streips! viņam traukos ir 1375 trauki... |
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Tam ka tu cilvēks Kanādā vari normāli apprecēties tak neko nenozīmē. nu tak nebūs iespējams cilvēku piespiest pārvākties uz tejieni
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būtu man blusas varētu tās skaitīt... |
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drīz es zināšu simts unvienu veidu kā pagatavot rīsus. |
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vispār tā Sheba ir pārbaudīta vērtība. līdz kaķiem nemaz netiek. šitie konservi savu vietu rod uz sviestmaizītēm. |
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bezjēdzīgi pavadīts laiks... |
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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| cēl viens kopēts aņuks | 14:44 |
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so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
this is what one kid wrote:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
the kid was the only one who got credit
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es nolēmu paskatīties, kas notiks ar tējas sēni, ja tai tējas vietā iebaros kapiju. |
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nu pēc tāda komentāra. nu vabše... būs jāpieprasa, lai beidz mani vienreiz pa TV rādīt. citādi sāk apnikt, ka visi mani zin un vispār. jā un vēl es nekad neesmu sevi TV redzējis. man tikai laiku pa laikam kāds pastāsta, ka esot rādīts. reiz pat uz ielas pienāca klāt. |
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kārtējais meiteņu bazars ir padarījis mani ērcīgu. nevaru atrast nepabeigto šalli, ko tamborēju dāvanai, bet tā diena tuvojas...
es zinu, ka noliku drošā vietā, lai ātri un ērti var paņemt, pabeigt un iet uzdāvināt. ek! līdz ar to esmu sācis ģenerālentropijas mainīšanas pasācienu. samazināt entropiju savā migā cik vien manos spēkos un palielināt entropiju migas ārpusē. vot tā! |
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