Šorīt sanāca pievērsties lingvistiskajām anekdotēm, sāku pētīt tēmu, un izrādās — tādu ir desmitiem un simtiem :-)

Šī patika:

Two German spies (during World War II) received an intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion. To test their knowledge they enter a pub.
Spies: "Two gins, please!"
Bartender: "Dry?"
Spies (confused): "Nein, zwei!"