Bagger 288!

The leaders of the world
	sat down around a secret table
There was a threat to humankind
	they must defend against
To fight against Godzillas
	they just simply were not able
Doom robots from the future
	could be met with no defence
The leader of the Germans
	stood with a triumphant roar
“I’ve got it! We shall build
	a machine that’s totally great!”
“A massive steel leviathan
	with blades covered in gore!”
Beelzebub himself will fear
	The Bagger 288!

The Bagger 288 is there
	to safeguard all mankind
The Bagger 288
	wreaks total, utter devastation
The Bagger 288
	contains an artifical mind
This mind is full of hatred
	violence is its sole vocation
This monstrous, murderos machine
	can never be defeated
Its seething wrath and urge for blood
	are fueled by searing hate
Any person who gets in its way
	is soon de-meated
Beelzebub himelf now fears
	The Bagger 288!