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Saturday, November 26th, 2011
| Time |
Event |
| 10:55a |
sezdienas rīc
Izrādās, kamēr gulēju un sapņoju, notika maza un klusa "drāma" kolhozā.
Man tieši otrādi — pamodos/piecēlos neparasti agri, plkst. 9.00/10.00, arī garastāvoklis darbīgs :-)
P.S. "Why So Serious?" bildi noņēmu no virtuves sienas — manuprāt, tai patiešām jau bija laiks doties :3 | | 11:29a |
Lingvistiskās anekdotes
Šorīt sanāca pievērsties lingvistiskajām anekdotēm, sāku pētīt tēmu, un izrādās — tādu ir desmitiem un simtiem :-)
Šī patika:
Two German spies (during World War II) received an intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion. To test their knowledge they enter a pub.
Spies: "Two gins, please!"
Bartender: "Dry?"
Spies (confused): "Nein, zwei!" | | 11:33a |
What, what :-)
A Phone Call
— Hello, are you there?
— Yes, who are you, please?
— Watt.
— What’s your name?
— Watt’s my name.
— Yes, what is your name?
— My name is John Watt.
— John what?
— Yes.
— ?????? I’ll call you again.
— All right. Are you Jones?
— No, I’m Knott.
— Will you tell me your name then?
— Will Knott.
— Why not?
— My name’s Knott.
— Not what?
— Not Watt, Knott!
— What... |
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