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#penguins mate for life. that doesn't surprise me much because they all look alike. it's not like they're going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday.

#we know when penguins get heavily oiled they tend to seek the shore because that's their thermal neutral zone. but when they are on shore they can't feed and so they starve to death.

#so when the penguin takes a step, its center of mass is low, so when he stops coming up over his leg, the mass moves to the side, ... and it's high now, and as it starts rocking backward, it starts falling to the side, it's also falling forward.

#some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. they'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.