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Jun. 3rd, 2015|01:10 pm |
There are only TWO WAYS out of poverty. READY?
METHOD ONE: Set yourself on fire! This proves to be entertaining for banks, who will float you a loan of nine cents after being on fire for 78 years.
METHOD TWO: Wait for your fifteen seconds of fame and aim it at your pitiful b(l)ank account. Of course, this won't ever happen, so blame the lottery!
HAPPY DECOMPOSING!!!!! |
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