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[Jan. 17th, 2017|03:09 pm] |
wise old sayings from Knopptune:
a pound of good luck is worth a melon
eat before you eat
the bigger you are, the pantry's on fire
the banana bread never falls far from the Rosanne Barr
an ounce of proof is worth a weekend of handmedownovers
boys will be golf caddies
if you can't stand-up bass, get out of the dungeon
you can lead Samuel F.B. Morse to fire, but you can't make him throw up
loose piss sing cashews
variety is the space of lamp
don't make a mongoose out of a train robbery
you made your brain stem, now stomp on it
we'll jump off that ham salad just before we invent it
lime is funny
early to die and early to eat makes you forget which one you are
a penny saved is a british coin
the hand that feeds you is made of pizza |
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