zinaat to blissful pohuj sajuutu kas ir paaris minuutes peec pamoshanaas? kad vienaldziigi staigaa pa maaju pinkainiem matiem un vienu zekji, varbuut uztaisi kafiju, neko neatceries no vakardienas veel? nu vot. taa sajuuta pastiprinaas ar noguleetaa miega daudzumu. zinu jau ka neesmu nekaads dzheimss kuks un shitaa nav nekaada indiaanju amerika, bet to hell with this bull shit man. paarvaacos permanently uz briinumzemi
mana teorija ir, jo ilgaak tu guli, jo nomods shkjiet taalaaks no realitaates un miega stundas prioritaaraakas, so there. peedeejo nedeelju uzciitiigi naakot no darba eju ap 6-7iem guleet un taa liidz riitam, and its wonderful, varu pa nakti apciemot visaadas nesasniedzamas vietas un cilveekus sapnjos, un no riita celjoties man viss pohuj, jaaiztur tikai dazhas stundas darba vai skolas, taa arii dziive iet raitaak. ja jau kosmoss man nedod neko labaaku ko dariit, tad es guleeshu

i has boring darbaa, so sastumbleuponoju shaadus svariigus faktus:

1 pound of lemons contain more sugar than 1 pound of strawberries.

A snail can also sleep for three years.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.

In 2018, the month of February will not have a full moon.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people, 51% would be female, 49% male; 50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people, one person would be nearly dead, one nearly born.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

A Swiss ski resort announced it would combat global warming by wrapping its mountain glaciers in aluminum foil to keep them from melting.

Microsoft threatened 17 year old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit after the young man launched a website named MikeRoweSoft.com.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A woman was chewing what was left of her chocolate bar when she entered a Metro station in Washington DC. She was arrested and handcuffed; eating is prohibited in Metro stations.

20% of Americans think that the sun orbits around the Earth.

For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.

A private elementary school in Alexandria, Virginia, accidentally served margaritas to its schoolchildren, thinking it was limeade.

The company that manufactures the greatest number of women's dresses each year is Mattel. Barbie's got to wear something.

La Paz, Bolivia is the world's most fireproof city. At 12,000 feet about sea level, the amount of oxygen in the air barely supports a flame.

George Washington spent about 7% of his annual salary on liquor.

Each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.