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In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They are used to communicate
a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful
insight through extreme brevity.



Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Isn't that better than "your computer has performed an illegal operation" ?
(Un Tu?)
From:[info]ronis
Date: 8. Oktobris 2004 - 12:14
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Nu klausies, mums ar Tevi taču ir telepātija. Es vakar Klukukuku ierakstīju garu komentu par mūsdienu haiku (un pēc tam nezin kāpēc nodzēsu)
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From:[info]maya
Date: 8. Oktobris 2004 - 12:32
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:) nekas nav nejauši?
From:[info]ronis
Date: 8. Oktobris 2004 - 12:39
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cibai (vismaz manai frenlistei) ir "kolektīvā zemapziņa" :)
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From:[info]maya
Date: 8. Oktobris 2004 - 13:16
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:)

reizēm tas ir labs pamats bijībai un jautrībai reizē :)
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From:[info]aanticulturee
Date: 8. Oktobris 2004 - 12:33
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Kaut kad lasiiti, bet aizvien forshi, ar garshu :)
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From:[info]maya
Date: 8. Oktobris 2004 - 12:37
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šitādi teksti jau kā spoku kuģi - klīst miglā un pārsteidz visus, kas to ceļā gadījušies..:) un gadās daudzi
From:[info]skyfishs
Date: 11. Oktobris 2004 - 02:48
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Makteni jau man patīk šādi profesionālie jociņi. Tam kurš nekad nav krāmējies ar datoru tie izsaka maz, bet pārējiem ceļ pašapziņu un vairo kopības izjūtu. Piederību vienai, teju vai masoniem līdzīgai, ģildei.. :)
(Un Tu?)
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