- There's no way she's above the line on the 'hot/crazy' scale.
- Wait, 'hot/crazy' scale?
- Let me illustrate! A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.

"IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN ME DRUNK, PRESS "LIKE". If I get more than 20 it means I need help. Copy this status to see how much of an alcoholic you are"
Kā nospriedām - nē, šito ir bail rakstīt statusā. Kaut gan, patiesībā nav nemaz tik traki.



- Es šodien biju pie zobu higiēnista. Zobi sāp tagad kā pensionāram.
- Hahhaahah. Šausmas, ko tas higiēnists ar tevi ir darījis??
- Hahaha. Paņēma uz krēsla.