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MēS vIsI mIrSiM! - Darbi apdarīti, laiks aņekam:

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September 23rd, 2004

11:25 am

Darbi apdarīti, laiks aņekam:
- Mīļais, Tev ir kaut kas graužams?
- Ir, bet kāpēc tas JĀGRAUŽ???
;))

Otrs, kuru es noteikti pievienošu savai Idiotisko stāstiņu kolekcijai:

Reiz mūsu iestādē darbā pieņēma programmētāju. Nu, jāaizpilda šim anketa par ģimenes stāvokli un šis ailē "Bērni" ierakstīja "6/9".
"Narod dolgo repu česal"...
Ko tik neizdomāja, lai izskaidrotu ŠITĀDU ierakstu!
Ka viņam ir 6 dēli un 9 meitas.
Ka viņam ir 6 sievas un 9 bērni.
Ka viņam ir 2 bērni 6 un 9 gadu vecumā...
Beigās neizturēja un paprasīja pašam programmētājam.
Atbilde bija vienkārši satriecoša:
"Man ir sieva 6-tajā mēnesī"...
:D

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From:	het
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:22 am

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/r reēēēēēēc mkey, es tika smaidu:P

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:43 am

Zināsim, kādi aņeki Tev patīk!

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;))

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From:	het
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:45 am

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jaa jaa, skat, ka netraapi uz pareiziem:P

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:53 am

;))

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Ja jau netraapiiju, ko ta' taa smeejies? Kompānijai? ;))p

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From:	het
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:56 am

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smejos, jo juutos labi:) driizaak smaidu:P

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:59 am

Hmmm...

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Nemitiigi?

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From:	het
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:00 pm

mhm

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ljoti beizhi:)

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:03 pm

;))

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Tas nau uz labu...

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From:	het
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:08 pm

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nu Tu gan. smaidiit ir labi!
veseliigi un taa;)

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:12 pm

Hmmm...

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Nemitiigi smaidiit esot viena no plaanpraatiibas paziimeem... ;))

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From:	het
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:16 pm

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muehaha

:DDD
nee, tagad jau es reecu;DDDDDDDDd

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From:	alt
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:23 am

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man ir halva

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From:	het
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:26 am

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* kāri palūr uz halvas pusi - ņamma!

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From:	alt
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 02:03 pm

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/alt nolauzj halbvas gaabu un pasniedz het

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:42 am

;))

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To var droši grauzt. ;))

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From:	alt
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:44 am

Re: ;))

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bet nav karstas shokolaades

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:45 am

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Vispār šokolāde Tev ir?

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From:	alt
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:02 pm

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automaats koridorii.. shokolaadi mazais braalis apeeda :(

kartaa shokolaade vareetu mani sasildiit

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:05 pm

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Automāts? Šaujamais??? Ņem ciet un ej uz banku - tur karstai šokolādei ir jābūt pavisam noteikti! ;))

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From:	alt
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:21 pm

Re: ;))

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...

ai no labi teereeshu peedeejaas kapeikas

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:25 am

Hm...

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:) Paties, kāpēc tas jāgrauž?

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:40 am

;))

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Nu re, Tu uzreiz visu saproti! ;))

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:28 am

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:)))))))))
a kaa savaadaak? ;)

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:40 am

Sadjiistka!!!

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Būsim zināt... ;))

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:41 am

Sadjiistka!!!

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no teviim maacos ;PPP :)

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:44 am

Nu, labi, labi -

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Man prieks par uzcītīgu skolnieci! ;))

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:46 am

ooo....

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lai ko taadu no tavas baardainaas mutes dzirdeetu, ir veerts censties ;)))))

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:51 am

;))

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Skaic, ka ir veerc! ;))
Nu, kaa iet ar mantu kravaashanu? Zivju jautaajumu nokaartoji?

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:53 am

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neko nenokaartoju, nekas neiet...
man ir suudiigi un es esmu slims...
vot taa :(((((((

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:54 am

Slims?!

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Taksh ne jau ar cuucinjaam???

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:57 am

Re: Slims?!

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nespried peec purna :PP
/ai visaadas vecas un jaunas kaites... kratos drebuljos :(/

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:58 am

Re: Slims?!

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GROKS!!!

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:00 pm

shoreiz laikam nee...

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baidos, ka veel suudiigaak neuzmetaas...
:(((
/eimu kamiinu iekurt.../

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:06 pm

???

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Kas tad tā par kaiti, kurai 2x07 nepaliidz???

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:13 pm

Re: ???

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:((((
saauksteeshanaas taa nav /vismaz en tik liela, lai uztrauktos/...

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:18 pm

:!!!

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Ponjal, nje tupoj.
Ieshu paeest.

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From:	le_minga
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:27 pm

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labu apetiiti...

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From:	black_data
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:29 am

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Laps. Šis pārmaiņas pēc ir par vīrieša stereotipu.

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:41 am

A kuram gan nav nekādu aizspriedumu?

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;))

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From:	black_data
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:46 am

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A vot otrais gan... gribēdams neizdomāsi.

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:52 am

Nujā -

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A EņģuMeitēnc, paskat, uzreiz esot sapratis.
Domā, viņai ticēt var?

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From:	black_data
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:08 pm

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Drošvien ka "na duru". Es esmu programmētājs, bet man nebija versijas.

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:43 am

Par otru stāstu

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Loģiski :) Tikai vīriešiem tas nepielektu :)

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:44 am

;))))

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Esi programmētāja?

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:49 am

;))))

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Nē, bet man ir tehniskā domāšana :)
Sievietēm neraksturīga lieta

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:52 am

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Aha...
Kas ir WD-40? ;))

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:55 am

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es neteicu, ka man ir zinaashanas, es teicu, ka man ir domaashana.

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 11:58 am

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Tjipa, sabojaajas gludeklis, bet Tu nevis nes uz darbniicu, bet meegjini pati salabot???

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:01 pm

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Es to daru un ja nesanāk, tad pērku jaunu

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:06 pm

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Bieži nesanāk?

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:10 pm

Palielīšos

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Nezinu gan. Sen nekas nav luuzis. Peedeejais, kas bija (par ko patiesi esmu lepna), bija saluuzis automaats (AK 40), un es vinju sataisiiju - apstiijos kas ir veselajam un kas saluuzushajam un paraadiiju puishiem ar pirkstu :) Par ko izpelnījos kolektīvās bučas un puišu apbrīnu

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:11 pm

;))

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Un tagad esi iemīlējusies visā karavīru pulkā??? ;))

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:14 pm

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Nē, vistīrākajā datoristā ;) Kurš domāju ieroci rokās nav turējis un neturēs :)

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:20 pm

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Ekslera "Programmētāja sievas piezīmes" un "Runča Šašlika dienasgrāmata" nez kāpēc prātā nāk... :DDD

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From:	angel_girl
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:21 pm

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:) .. mēs esam ļoti pretēji cilvēki, kas laikam viņā man arī tik ļoti patīk (bez visa cita)

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From:	alt
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:01 pm

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labs tas otrs

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:07 pm

Nu tak!

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;))

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From:	diana
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 12:56 pm

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es būtu nospriedusi, ka no 9 bērniem viņa ģimenē seši ir no viņa.

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From:	mamuts
Date:	September 23rd, 2004 - 01:04 pm

:D

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Pieredze runā? :DDD
Labais skaidrojums!

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