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Sep. 10th, 2009|04:11 pm

liigele
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It’s nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ‘I wanna watch’

There are three main tragedies in a man's world:
1) Life sucks.
2) Job sucks.
3) Wife doesn't.

Why do Jews watch porn films backwards?
They love the bit where the prostitute gives the money back.
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