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Sep. 10th, 2009|04:11 pm |
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It’s nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ‘I wanna watch’
There are three main tragedies in a man's world: 1) Life sucks. 2) Job sucks. 3) Wife doesn't.
Why do Jews watch porn films backwards? They love the bit where the prostitute gives the money back. |
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