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[Feb. 14th, 2010|06:45 pm] |
Vīrs: 1) katru trešdienu es ar draugiem spēlēju futbolu, vienalga sniegs, lietus vai kādi citi apstākļi! FUT-BO-LU! Saprati?!
Sieva: Sapratu!
Vīrs: 2) Katru piektdienu ar draugiem spēlēju ZOLI! Neatkarīgi ne no kā. Saprati?!
Sieva: Sapratu!
Vīrs: 3) Katru svētdienu man ir MAKŠĶERĒŠANA - ziema, lietus,
kaut vai pat tavas mātes dzimšanas diena - vienalga kas! Man ir
MAKŠĶERĒŠANA!
Saprati?!
Sieva: Sapratu!
Vīrs: Iebildumi ir?
Sieva: Nav.
Vīrs: Nu tad varbūt tev arī ir kādi ieradumi, kas man jāievēro un jāciena?
Sieva: JĀ, viens! Es katru vakaru pulksten 9 nodarbojos ar
seksu! Neatkarīgi ne no kā. Ir vīrs mājās - vai nav vīra mājās -
vienalga es nodarbojos ar SEKSU! Saprati?! |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|09:20 pm] |
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”
The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” And the old man yells, “He said he knows you!” |
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