2. Maijs 2006

sweet.

The Rolling Stones, Mother's little helper:

What a drag it is getting old
Kids are different today,
I hear ev’ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she’s not really ill
There’s a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

Things are different today,
I hear ev’ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband’s just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

Men just aren’t the same today
I hear ev’ry mother say
They just don’t appreciate that you get tired
They’re so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

Life’s just much too hard today,
I hear ev’ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

Atvadīšanās.

Atvadīšanās pa telefonu ir viena jokaina padarīšana. Nu, nevis īsais čau, bet viss rituāls. Piemēram, ``nu davai, tad'', kam seko atbildes ``nu tad veiksmīgi'', un atkal seko ``jā, čau'', kam atbildē vienkāršais ``čau''. Un tā vienmēr, izstiepjas.

Kad nu visi...

... ņemas ar tām gastronomiskajām izvirtībām, tad es ar'.

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