-If we had a rat infestation, would you play and lead them to the nearest river?
-Of course I would. But if you wouldn't pay me, I would play and lead away all your computers.
-I thought the Pied Piper led away the children.
-It's the dearest thing. And seeing as you guys have no progeny...
-Oh noez, all my Linuxezz and gamezzzz.

I can play again. Back to learning both Morrigan and Ride On.