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17:14 17. Novembris 2006
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Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I bought porn for [info]elizaa (-10 points). Last week I stole [info]taymac's purse (-30 points). In May I gave [info]tanyajc a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to [info]my3angels in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (249 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
lauwa

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