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[Oct. 12th, 2006|03:29 pm] |
The Top Things the Movies Always Get Wrong About the Military
- Not all soldiers and sailors on oversea duty frequent strip clubs; just the males.
- Fuel and bullets are infinite, and nobody *ever* has to use the latrine.
- The Colonel's daughter rarely loses control of her horse, and even then, rarely is extremely grateful for being saved by an enlisted man, and even when grateful, rarely ever sleeps with that enlisted man.
- Not saying it's wrong, but I sure wouldn't wait till the last bullet to try to blow the bundle of dynamite under the bridge.
- The clip you take off the fallen terrorist doesn't always fit your weapon.
- The higher the rank, the dumber the officer. (Oh, that was a documentary?)
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