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[Jul. 12th, 2006|10:53 pm] |
The good news: My new manager has humongous tits. The bad news: He yells at me for staring at them.
(Nick Smith)
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If you've ever been dumped, you know the first reaction is anger. During that phase, you may have some pretty nasty things to say about the person...or at least, we do!
The Top Things You'd Like to Say About an Ex but Shouldn't
- I started to miss her and what she did for me, so I bought a Red Devil vacuum.
- He can only pee sitting down... on someone's chest.
- He was so hairy, he had a corporate sponsor for his waxing.
- She wasn't nearly as good a lover as her sister. Or her brother.
- Her boobs were so small, Bush's approval rating has higher numbers.
- His best picture is hanging in the post office.
- He was so screwed up, his counselor named a disorder after him.
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