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Jul. 28th, 2009|11:23 am |
My heroes in life have always been the people who challenge themselves by refusing to always take the easier path. For example, the wife of a sumo wrestler who occasionally insists *he* be on top. Tim H. Richweis
There can be only one "i" in "megalomaniac." The Covert Comic
The magic isn't completely gone from my marriage, but it used to be like a ritzy Las Vegas show featuring David Copperfield and involving a cage full of tigers and a bevy of beautiful showgirls. Now it's more like Uncle Ernie's "Got your nose!" trick. Wiley
The Top Rejected Nobel Prize Categories
- Creation Science - Special Award for Achievements in Commercial Fusion Power Generation - Banking - The Lamarckian Memorial "Seems Like a Good Theory, Too Bad It Isn't True" Prize - Googling/Binging - Achievement in Getting This Friggin' Computer Thingy to Friggin' Work!
The Top Things "BSOD" Really Stands For
- Bam! Stopped Operating! Dead! - Barely Stable. Operate Delicately! - Better Start the Old Digital - Bill's Silly, Overpriced Delusion - Brutal Shutdown Option Deployed - Bill's Short On Developers - Backup Soon Or Die - Bill Skimped On Debugging - Better Start Over, Dummy! - Bill Says, "Oh Darn!" - Broken Software. Option: Debian
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