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[May. 8th, 2009|05:34 pm] |
My yoga book says: "In order to achieve a healthy lifestyle, you need to listen to what your body tells you it needs." Great advice; so far my body seems to mostly need beer and sex.
Wiley
Ever notice that "Martial Arts" and "Marital Aids" are right next to each other in the phone book? Boy, next time I'll have to dial more carefully.
Kevin Freels
The Top Features of Disneyland Shanghai
- As in all Disney theme parks, all the gift shop items are "Made in China."
- Fantasyland out, Five-Year-Plan-Land in.
- The mascot is Mickey Mao.
- The bowl of brown rice at the Tomorrowland Grill costs $14.
- No Cinderella! Mulan Number One Disney Princess!
- "You must be only son to board this ride."
- During the parade down Main Street, Mickey waves from a tank.
- Donald Duck hangs featherless and cooked in the restaurant window.
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