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[Jan. 2nd, 2009|12:22 pm] |
The nice thing about being an unemployed proctologist is that you can always find another opening. Kevin Freels
The Top Things Overheard in the Year 2999
- "Thank you for calling Epson. All operators are currently helping other customers. You have been on hold for approximately... one... thousand... years...." - "Another Christmas like this, and Amazon.com just may turn a profit!" - "I found it on the Galactinet -- I think it's a picture of how humans used to reproduce." - "I did *not* have cybersex with that netbot." - "Okay, I'll go over it one more time: It doesn't really start until January 1, *3001* because..." - "Middle East peace talks have been put on hold once again..." - "We at NASA cannot be discouraged by this recent failure, and we are fully confident that our next manned mission to Mars will be a complete success." - "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Microsoft..."
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