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[Jan. 2nd, 2009|12:22 pm]
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The nice thing about being an unemployed proctologist is that you can always find another opening.
Kevin Freels


The Top Things Overheard in the Year 2999

- "Thank you for calling Epson. All operators are currently helping other customers. You have been on hold for approximately... one... thousand... years...."
- "Another Christmas like this, and Amazon.com just may turn a profit!"
- "I found it on the Galactinet -- I think it's a picture of how humans used to reproduce."
- "I did *not* have cybersex with that netbot."
- "Okay, I'll go over it one more time: It doesn't really start until January 1, *3001* because..."
- "Middle East peace talks have been put on hold once again..."
- "We at NASA cannot be discouraged by this recent failure, and we are fully confident that our next manned mission to Mars will be a complete success."
- "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Microsoft..."

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