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[Nov. 6th, 2008|11:34 am] |
The Top Signs Your Dermatologist Has Been Watching Too Many Movies
- Every friggin visit its, "I love the smell of topical fungicide in the morning!"
- Her treatment for dermatitis, acne, psoriasis, sunburn AND shingles? CGI.
- Assures you that any scarring will be "removed in final edit."
- Instead of reporting the biopsy results from your basal cell carcinoma as "malignant," he gets a disturbing gleam in his eye and says, "It's alive! It's ALIVE!"
- Has been repeatedly sued by pale patients after he reflexively reaches for the color adjustment knobs.
The Top Signs Your Psychiatrist Is Depressed
- She'll let you go past 50 minutes if you tell her a joke.
- She asks if the gun has a second bullet in it for her.
- He keeps the box of tissues next to HIS chair.
- He sobs loudly whenever you tell him something sad.
- When you come in, you find him laying on the couch cuddling with a bottle of vodka.
- No longer dry humps the inflatable Freud doll.
A story in the news says said that a Chinese research institute is showing giant pandas, notorious for their low libidos, videotapes of other pandas copulating in hopes of prodding the nearly extinct species to reproduce.
The Top Adult Videos for Animals
- Deep Goat
- The Bitches of Beastwick
- A Street Cat Name Desire
- Behind the Screen Door
- Sniffing Ryan's Privates
- Squirrel, Interruptus
- Dog-Style Afternoon
- Pantin'
- The Triple Crown Affair
- Mounting Python & the Holy Tail
- South Bark: Bigger, Longer, and Unspayed
- Hen in Black
- Honey, I Humped the Squids
- The Pelican's Briefs
- Kitty Kitty Gang Bang |
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