| The Top 7 Features of Microsoft Office 2100 |
[Apr. 4th, 2006|06:09 pm] |
7. The Prime Directive prohibits Microsoft from inflicting it upon any developing civilizations.
6. The helpful paper clip icon is now permanently attached to your ear.
5. "I sense you are thinking about writing a letter. Do you want some help?"
4. It's available only in Chinese.
3. Upgrades require between two and four weeks to regrow a new brain.
2. It does your work for you, resulting in you getting fired.
and the Number 1 Feature of Microsoft Office 2100...
1. When it's finally released on January 1, 2150, it contains about half the features that were promised for Office 2087 and all the cool and useful features of Firefox 2091 and Mac 2092. |
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