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[Sep. 25th, 2008|04:39 pm] |
The Top Haiku About Coffee and Booze
Two favorite drinks:
Coffee and alcohol, yum.
Now really must pee.
My poor liver dies.
Twelve steps never will I do.
Drink coffee I must.
Haikus are too hard!
I drank too much last night; please
Pass me a venti.
Booze destroys liver.
Coffee saves it. Serve me right,
Joe -- Irish coffee!
Espresso morning,
And my head still pounds. Who cares
About my organs?
Ah, sweet Jameson!
I am in control here now
With help from Folgers.
Who needs St. Anselm?
Coffee prevents cirrhosis?
There *must* be a God.
Bad breath, yellow teeth
From coffee. Switch to booze, then.
I am sexy now.
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