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A woman I met at this country & western bar said she wanted to take me home and ride me like a cowgirl on a bucking bronco. She wasn't very good, though; I was able to throw her off every time in less than 10 seconds.
Wiley
I woke up this morning and decided that today would be the day I search for my birth mother. When I made it downstairs, there she was, making my breakfast as usual. And smiley-face pancakes, no less. When it rains, it pours!
Brad Simanek
The Top Songs About the Beijing Olympics
- Jumpin' Bolt Dash
- Eight Golds A Week
- Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Women's Beach Volleyball Tankini
- Javelin Man
- Karolyi Of The Belles
- With A Little Help From Jason Lezak
- Everybody, Yang Won Tonight
- Born To Run 9.69
- Unchained (200 Meter Individual) Medley
- Tibet By Golly Wow
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