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[Jun. 5th, 2008|08:22 am] |
When I was back in college it was thrilling to see a woman's bra hanging from my doorknob. But now that I've been married for more than 20 years, it's kind of lost its luster. Now it just means the damn door isn't going to close properly.
Donald Johnson
As gruesome as the spectre of nuclear war is, one of the positive results will be how much fun the survivors will have with their new superpowers from the exposure to radiation.
Paul B.
Sometimes, when I'm in the shower, I let water go down my arms and run off my fingers in 10 little streams. I imagine that I'm a new superhero, with the fearsome power of urinating fingers. It may not sound very powerful, but if peeing fingers don't get the bad guys' attention, I don't think they'll be very impressed with heat vision or magic lassos.
Chris Urich
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