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[May. 22nd, 2008|01:32 pm] |
When I was a little boy, like a lot of kids at that age I had a special friend who was imaginary. But time passes, and you grow up and realize *all* your friends are imaginary.
The Covert Comic
Suddenly the room went dark and quiet. I reached for my Glock -- only to pull a banana from my holster. Though my wife and I would soon have a long talk about concentrating while fixing the kids' lunches, this was not the time to dwell on that.
Tidewater Joe
This customer service job would be a breeze if it weren't for all these whiny, pushy, complaining, help-me-now customers.
Todd Loushine
The Top Classic Rock Songs on the Viagra Singers Set List
- Stairway to Humpin'
- Walk With an Erection
- New Dork, New Dork
- Pokey Pokey (That's What It's All About!)
- A Day in the Wife
- Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Now I Can Stay There
- If You Can't Get No Satisfaction *NOW*, It's Your Own Damn Fault
- Iron Manhood
- All My Dong's a Watchtower
- Sweet Chubby O' Mine
- Instant Kama-Sutra
- Nowwegettin' Wood
- Love Me TWENTY-Two Times
- It's Still Rock So Roll With Me
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