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[May. 10th, 2008|12:56 pm] |
Word to the wise: Judge not, lest you be judged yourself, and convicted of impersonating a judge in a federal court.
Steve Bacon
I'm not sure that pet psychic was really worth the money. She said all my dog's problems stemmed from wanting to hump his mother's leg.
Brad Wilkerson
Here in the U.S. of A., gas prices are sky high. In fact, we're paying almost as much as they do in Europe! And now there's word that the government might even give us a one-day break from having to pay tax on gasoline purchases.
The Top Proposed Names for the Gas Tax Holiday
- Tanksgiving
- MeMoreOil Day
- Resourcehog Day
- Exxmas
- Buying Votes for Election Day
- National Take Your Handgun to Work Day
- 3 and 9/10s of July
- Oildependence Day
- We're All Fools Day
- St. Vaseline's Day
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