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[Mar. 24th, 2008|11:02 am] |
Looks like the DVD high-definition format war is finally shaking out, with the winner being Blu-Ray.
The Top Secret Features of Sony's Blu-Ray DVD Format
- Makes that three-year-old 72-inch plasma TV obsolete in less than a minute.
- Completely compatible with Microsoft's new Blu Screen of Death.
- Allows you to project a silhouette image of yourself and three robots at the bottom of the screen.
- Shocks you whenever you attempt to watch anything starring Mariah Carey.
- Edits all WWII movies to make it appear as though Japan won.
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