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[Mar. 18th, 2008|02:24 pm] |
The second rule of Fight Club is: Don't whistle songs from "The Sound of Music."
Bob Van Voris
One reason I hate having beer around the house is because of the kids. Every few minutes, it's "Are we drunk yet?"
Jerry L. Embry
I would have made a good comedian -- except I hate it when people laugh at me.
Tom Sims
I think a really cool thing for blind people would be talking warning signs. The drawback would be the resulting explosion of the blind population due to a lack of natural predators.
Travis Gray
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