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[Mar. 14th, 2008|09:41 am] |
A successful man is one who can build a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him David Brinkley
A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket. He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived. As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!" With out missing a beat, he retorted "You're telling ME I'm not sterile?!"
orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.I hadn`t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I`m delivering him to my doctor`s office." The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it`s *TOO* late!" |
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