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[Mar. 10th, 2008|02:33 pm] |
The Top Signs You're Watching a Low Budget Horror Film
- The boom mike is in more scenes than the monster.
- The pea soup? Strictly store brand.
- Transylvania sure has a lot of cars with Kentucky license plates.
- Surprisingly, people possessed by demons speak Pig Latin.
- The zombie chase through the jungle would be more believable without the K-Mart Garden Center sign in the background.
- The microwave popcorn cost more than the video rental.
- Half of the dialog is screaming. The better half.
- In long shots of the haunted castle you can occasionally see a goldfish swimming by.
- The maniac with the chainsaw is interrupted by a Home Depot clerk telling him to put down the display unit.
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