| Un vēl par Valentīndienu :) |
[Feb. 15th, 2008|07:54 am] |
A dead camel with two humps may be in the shape of a heart, but it makes a poor Valentine.
Chris Lipe
The stereotype that women aren't as good as men at math is unfortunately true. I can't tell you how many times I've tried to strike up a conversation with a cute girl by pointing out that my telephone number is also a prime number, yet not one of them has ever come home with me.
Brad Hamer
My girlfriend says I'm not sensitive enough to her need to be sad and cry. Hey, is it my fault I'm lachrymose intolerant?
Brad Wilkerson
I want my husband to videotape us while we're having sex. Not because I'm kinky or anything, but usually I'm asleep at the time and I'd sure like to enjoy our lovemaking, too.
Stephanie Shiner-Thompson
I wish my girlfriend's twin was blind. Not that I have anything against her; it would be a lot easier when I'm drunk just to think, "Don't kiss the one with the dog."
SibrWulf
My girlfriend came up to me the other day and introduced me to one of her male friends, and at first I didn't mind, since I'm not the jealous type. I just wish she hadn't started calling him "Sweetie" and living with him and having his kids and marrying him and stuff. It's really starting to make me wonder if she wants a future with me or not.
Derek Maness
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