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[Feb. 6th, 2008|10:07 am] |
The Top Items on an Ex-Terrorist's Resume
- Successfully hid the WMDs.
- Extremely motivated go-getter who won't take "We surrender" for an answer.
- Completed sessions 2 through 7 flight training school. Session 1 (take-off) and 8 (landing) still pending.
- Experienced at coordination with government agencies (ie: Marine Corps, CIA, State Department) via radio anklet.
- Developed alternate international border entry system.
- No previous involvement with 72 virgins and wishes to keep it that way.
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