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I used to enjoy taking afternoon vacations in my mind, but I eventually got lazy and the service at my mental resort went downhill. So I stopped tipping, but now I suspect that I've begun spitting in my drinks to get even.
Phil Garding
When I finally got divorced, I thought it was better than winning the lottery. Then my ex-wife won the lottery. Boy, was I ever wrong.
Donald Johnson
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