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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:06 am] |
Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansion recently reopened after refurbishment. Major changes include modifications to the attic to emphasize the haunted bride back story and a really cool Escher-style staircase effect.
Makes you wonder what changes didn't make it off the drawing board, doesn't it?
The Top Rejected Modifications to the Haunted Mansion
- The Seven Horrors of Dwarven Vivisection.
- The area at the exit with the overpriced merchandise your kid doesn't need but absolutely has to have -- what? It's there? Nevermind.
- The IRS Audit-orium.
- The room of disembodied ears, ripped off their own heads by parents after being stuck on the Small World ride for 75 minutes.
- A chamber haunted by the ghost of Eddie Murphy's career begging you for scripts.
- The ventilation-free room of sweaty tourists.
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