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[Oct. 25th, 2007|10:47 am] |
Today our company had a motivational speaker give us some advice on working together. He said, "There is no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "There isn't one in 'phlegm,' either." They told me that I wouldn't have to go to the afternoon session. Am I management material or what?
Robert Dabritz
If there's one piece of advice I'd offer my former lover, it's this: Never enter a suicide pact without first checking to see if the other person's fingers are crossed.
David Gunter
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