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[Oct. 14th, 2007|12:39 pm] |
If your wife asks you, "Do these pants make me look fat?" I think a good answer is, "I'm sleeping with your sister." It will distract her from the pants, and let's face it, she was going to find out about you two sooner or later.
Brad Wilkerson
Last night, my wife and I made love at the drive-in theater, and it was exactly like the way it was years ago before we were married -- except for the part where our kids were complaining about not being able to see the movie.
Miles Walker
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