| The Top Scientific Laws of Movies (Part 1) |
[Feb. 1st, 2006|11:23 am] |
Uzis can shoot 600 bullets in a minute, yet will miss any running humans.
The mass of a person drops sustantially during a free fall, making it easy to grab onto a ledge or bar.
Bond's Third Law: For every hero there is an unequal and poorly trained number of evil henchmen.
D=T/t, where D is the degree of time dilation, T is the dramatic tension, and t is the time remaining before the bomb explodes.
If anyone shoots a gun at a car, the car must explode in a fiery rage.
Supporting characters can contract a disease via any vector, show symptoms in half a day, and die from the malady at any time convenient to the director.
The speed of a fireball can never exceed the speed of a human running.
Heroes are only non-bullet-proof on the upper arm.
There is no gravity in China. |
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