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[Sep. 27th, 2007|12:29 pm] |
The Top Signs You've Had Too Much Plastic Surgery
- That's not cleavage, it's your butt lift gone bad.
- Cher, Michael Jackson, Dolly Parton, and Joan Rivers stage an intervention.
- Your nose is so narrow you open letters with it.
- It's not because you've had 3 noses, 4 eyes, and seven pairs of lips, it's the storing of the old parts in your ass that make people call you Mr. Potato Head.
- Your breasts keep peeking out over your turtleneck.
- The saying "ear-to-ear grin" actually applies to you.
- You are required by law to have pasties on your earlobes.
- Your goatee is invested with pubic lice.
- During a hot make-out session you moan "higher...higher!"
- Barbie will biodegrade before you do.
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