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[Sep. 6th, 2007|10:06 am] |
The Top Worst Ending Lines of a Military Novel
- "Tell me again, Sarge; are these grenade fuses set at three, five or-BOOOM!!!!!"
- Through it all, his weapon had been his friend, his savior, his confidant and his lover.
- As the soldier took his dying breath, he heard the man giving him last rites say "No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."
- "And they lived happily ever after!"
- He had learned that valor was bigger than bravery, and honor was bigger than valor, and sacrifice was bigger than honor, and war was just brutal and confusing.
- General Tomilson thought to himself as he signed his retirement papers: "Sure, I may have had more casualties under my command than any other officer in American history, but at least I never used any performance-enhancing drugs in GETTING that record."
- And so this war ended just like it had begun for Cpl. Avery: locked in the latrine.
- Commodore Pinks didn't really have any final thoughts, as he was dead just like the rest of his crew.
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