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Aug. 30th, 2007|08:08 am |
Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I can't wait to see how much younger she looks!
The Covert Comic
I've discovered something: A movie theater is the only safe place to utter the phrase, "Hey, I recognize that hooker."
Jeffrey Ehrhart
I've learned not to ask my mother for advice. She really should have clarified that whole "prey/pray" thing before the shootout with the cops started.
Kremben
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- Yes, That's Dog in the Stew, But It's *Free Range* Dog
- Ethnically Cleansed for Your Protection
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